The writer is a grad student at SUNY New Paltz. She plays rugby for Hudson Valley Rugby. She’s invested in equality for all and environmental rights. She’s not very funny, but she cracks herself up.

“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.” Loyd Dobler-Say Anything